Tuesday, October 21, 2008

Terrific Tuesday GIVEAWAY!!!

This one's easy, gang... No essay to write, no Mr. Linky to complicate things, not even a cute photo of your offspring need be posted. That's right, people, my giveaway is NO STRINGS ATTACHED!

So without further ado, I present to you my offering:

Free to good home! In fact, the home doesn't even have to be that great. Just free to the first person that will take him off my hands. One extremely lazy, potential-wasting, smelly, moody, SLOW teen. Oh, and don't let this photo fool you. The hair and teeth aren't usually this clean. And don't expect him to actually speak to you unless he has an urgent complaint.

13 comments:

Jay @halftime lessons said...

LOL

Pass.

;-)

PS- come see your foot.

Denise said...

Oh...so sorry but I have my own mood teen and I have reached the limit. I hope you find a suitable home....we all know moms need a break from those teen-terrors! Good luck.

CrackerJacks said...

Hmm, I am several years away from this stage in life and from the way it sounds, I'll need all those years to prepare. LOL!

Lindsay said...

As absolutely TEMPTING as that sounds, I think I'm going to pass. Six billion plus people on the planet, though. There's gotta be at least one taker! ;)

ComfyMom~Stacey said...

Do you think he would call 911 if the house was on fire? I'm asking because I need someone to lay around the house in the evening, after the kids are in bed, you know, just in case something happens, while DH & I go out to dinner. He doens't really need to do anything, but be a warm body and promise to call 911 if the fire alarm goes off.

Sandra Foyt said...

Well, I'm impressed that he kept the blue on his tongue. My daughter would've spread it all over. He's got promise.

Good N Crazy said...

Now? How is HE going to teach me Spanish? Or my kids? Has he been to Costa Rica lately?

Kristina P. said...

While this is super tempting, I work with punk ass kids all day long. I have a long list of kids I could "adopt."

stefanie said...

15 year old daughter says she doesn't need a brother. Works for me.

If you wait long enough, maybe he'll turn into a smurf or an oompa loompa. How did he ever get such even coverage on the teeth and the tongue? Wow!

Beadiful Things said...

Thanks, but no thanks. I've already got one useless teen in college and two useless-teens-in-training to contend with. Besides...you know you'd miss him!

Mistress Meeyee said...

Aw, he may be a wild teenager but he seems like he has potential.He might be nice when he is sleeping or when he wants something.
No, can't take him.I have a wild niece and a newborn son.

Eudea-Mamia said...

I just had a flash forward 10 years - blond curls and all.

Eeeeeegad!

Hugs, Em

Brenda Jean said...

Ummm...I already have two of them, so pass... Can we possibly just reprogram them? Come on, their has to be instructions some place.