This one's easy, gang... No essay to write, no Mr. Linky to complicate things, not even a cute photo of your offspring need be posted. That's right, people, my giveaway is NO STRINGS ATTACHED!
So without further ado, I present to you my offering:
Free to good home! In fact, the home doesn't even have to be that great. Just free to the first person that will take him off my hands. One extremely lazy, potential-wasting, smelly, moody, SLOW teen. Oh, and don't let this photo fool you. The hair and teeth aren't usually this clean. And don't expect him to actually speak to you unless he has an urgent complaint.