Tuesday, February 3, 2009

WW: 1-800-Your-Driving-Sucks

I apologize for the crass title, but after reviewing the evidence, I feel confident that you will deem it appropriate for this post. 

First things first...I was tagged by my gal pal over at Tiaras and Tantrums to find the 5th picture in the 5th file of the 5th folder on my 5th computer on the 5th floor of my 5th house. Or something along those lines. Well, my computer is very new and I have no photos on it yet, so I will have to look elsewhere.

Oh, well hey...  Mr. Super Shuttle Driver to the rescue! Today, I get to kill two birds with one very muddy stone because of a professional driver's skill/crack smoking/ineptitude. When I look at the photo below, I feel very full of words, most of which can't be repeated here. 

Now I will freely admit that our yard probably doesn't seem like much, but the point is, it is our yard (read: not a road). 

I would also like to mention that Mr. Super Shuttle Driver was not driving up our driveway to pick up anyone in our house. Rather, his driving skills are surpassed only by his navigation skills, and he was at the wrong house.

In closing, I'll applaud the entire Super Shuttle team for their consistency. It seems that their customer service department is operated by folks equally, if not more, moronic, clueless and irresponsible.

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29 comments:

Denise said...

Very Funny.....but Im sorry about your yard. Next time wait for him and throw some eggs at his shuttle.

Lindsay said...

Ooh, that would've made me mad!

CaJoh said...

Well at least they didn't do doughnuts. I think one of those metal hedging strips are in order (then you can sharpen them to a point and give the dude a flat)… did I say that oops.

blueviolet said...

Oh man, that bites. I hope the grass springs up through there come springtime!

Debbie said...

You gotta love it! What talent.

Momisodes said...

Yikes! That would drive me bonkers. Road spikes anyone?

Under the Influence said...

It'll turn out ok. SOMEONE (not me, of course) keeps running off the side of our driveway while backing out and the grass seems to come back pretty well!

Beadiful Things said...

Ohhhhhhhh. That is terrible. Will your next post be sharing your experiences with their "customer service" department?

jill jill bo bill said...

Everything will be fine. I drive like that out of our drive way. Those curves confuse me. But I am very safe whith kids in the car as long as don't close my eyes when I sing to Mariah Carey and keep at least one hand on the steering wheel when I dance.

Kristina P. said...

Hey, we had someone do that to us when my brother was taken to rehab when he was 16. Except they drove all the way up on our grass and were yelling, "Narc!" at the time.

Heather @ Not a DIY Life said...

Too funny! The narrative, not the situation, of course. There are way too many people out there who need to re-take their driving test. And lot of them are "professional" drivers!

Great post! Thanks for sharing!

Tenakim said...

My husband does this EVERY WINTER!! Pisses me off beyond belief!!! The reason I drive most of the time now.

Girl Friday said...

Super Shuttles don't kill people. Stupid Drivers that drive Super Shuttles do.

Hilarious! (and I'm sorry for your lawn)

Bee and Rose said...

I agree the with panel above...road spikes...

Soxy Deb said...

Maybe he swerved to miss hitting/runing over a sea kitten.

Jenni Jiggety said...

Sheesh! Nice of them to drop by and ruin a chunk of yard!

Elaine A. said...

What a louse! {I just wanted to use that word and you gave me the perfect chance! Thanks!}

Sorry 'bout your yard...

Brenda Jean said...

Idiot! Since we moved here we've had our yard used as a turn around (NOT the driveway, our YARD), lost one mailbox to a car wiping it out, and another one from a bat swung at it during the night. I feel your pain. People are idiots.

Sera said...

WOW. Well, you really do have a super curvy road, so I can see why it was so hard for him to go straight....ughhh. Are they going to do anything for you?

Lee the MWOB Queen said...

I'm surprised he didn't go further into that big front yard of yours!!

Wendyburd1 said...

wow could he go any further into your property!!

namaste said...

Oh my gosh.... what's his deal?!

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Tiaras & Tantrums said...

ARGH!! I'm guessing they didn't pay for damages???

kel said...

That dirty bastard!!!!! God, you crack me up!

Kacey R. said...

I'm so sorry about your yard but I really appreciate the laugh! You are too funny!

Honey Mommy said...

Seriously, that would have mad my husband blow a fuse!

Straight to Your Hart said...

What the Fugly....? Maybe his GPS was off, tipping the bottle, or sniffing afrin (tehe)!

Janie said...

I'm thinking he was trying to read your blog on his crackberry and got a wee bit distracted.