Friday, February 27, 2009

There's a New Lesbian in Town

That's right... Move over, Jay. You may very well have been replaced.

So yesterday, I felt the need to complain about my rapidly and disturbingly deteriorating physical appearance (hello? puppet wrinkles!). And, like the amazing, truly incredible women that you all are, you quickly came running, ready to commiserate with me. But then I got the most ridiculous comment from our resident 1/2 woman lesbian. If I didn't know better, I would have thought a man wrote it. I couldn't believe my eyes. It went something like this:

"You are a beautiful and smart lady blah blah blah..." I stopped reading before I became physically ill. What??? Any woman worth her wrinkles and $250 heels knows not to try to convince a woman she's beautiful!!! A real gal pal needs to jump on board and wallow in the self-pity! So disappointing.

Which brings me to CaJoh... Unlike Jay, he instinctively knew what to say (paraphrasing here):

"That's right, girlfriend. You should see my white hair... It makes me look older than dirt!" And this was after he posted one of his quick and easy recipes on his blog!

This has me thinking... Should we make them duke (claw?) it out, or is there room in this town for the two of them?

24 comments:

Halftime Lessons said...

Cajoh, you BITCH.

(grabs his hair)

I am TWICE the lesbian you are.

(claws at his eyes, kicks his gennys)

I know you cant prove it now, but when Im dead, cut a cross section from my vagina and count the rings... that'll prove it once and for all.

Mrs Parks said...

You need them both, fair and balanced you know.

Bee and Rose said...

I would love to see the Cajoh and Jay lesbo-rama! That would be freakin' cool!

I'm coming back later to see if Cajoh throws any Austrian Tuna Rolls at Jay. (By the way...we made that last night and it was really tasty!)

Under the Influence said...

I predict a lot of bitch slapping between Jay and CaJoh taking place in this comment section today!

I'll be back to check it out.

Eudea-Mamia said...

LOL!

Here I thought the title was referencing you, miss thang! ;-)

And seriously Jay, I had to cross my legs while reading your comment - ouch.

That ain't funny, man. I mean, maybe-man.

Tabitha in Bliss said...

LOL...Funny!

Dina said...

too funny has norman gentle weighed in on your appearance...now that would be a cat fight!

CaJoh said...

Jay… not sure where you grabbed my hair (probably my back since my head hardly has any hair left)— but there's no need to get violent. I always thought we were more like yin and yang were we coexist and benefit others depending on their need.

Funny how two weeks ago I was in comment wars over being the "He" for He Blogs, She Blogs… I think I'm having an identity crisis.

Deb said...

CaJoh: spoken like a true peace-loving lady. Well done.

Jay: you should be ashamed of yourself.

kel said...

OOO... a cat fight between Jay and Cajoh! Meow!!! can they fight in little shorts and tank tops and get all sweaty??? and can I videotape it for later enjoyment??

Tenakim said...

I think there's certainly enough room for them both- hell, we need to find more!

As for the wrinkles, as much as I hate them, I would keep them in a trade for continence!

Kristina P. said...

Pay Per View!!!!!

Jenners said...

You keep trying to teach Jay but he just isn't enough of a woman yet. However, this is one catfight I would like to see!

Lee of MWOB said...

Oh Deb - you are a beautiful and smart lady...... wha????? You don't like it when I say those things to you???

:-)

Wrinkles? I have no idea what you are talking about. I, for one, at 41, have none. It's amazing really. I should be on The Today Show.

As far as Jay and CaJoh go - I'm with Tena - we need them both and I love the yin and yang statement from CaJoh.

I think they need to team up and have some sort of Male Lesbo advice blog...

...I'd read it.

:-)

Wifey Dessert said...

wow... jay's comment is fierce :)

i think they should definately duke it out.. or claw it out or wrestle in jello.. whatever :)

Brenda Jean said...

I'd buy the video...yep. I wonder if it would look like my two cats when they do their fake fight that last like 30 seconds. It might.

Tiffany said...

LMFAO @ Jay. I didn't know vaginas were like trees with a ring for each year. Who knew?

And I think we should have more lady men. Although I do love me a good fight.

And thanks for scaring me Deb. I'm not even 30 yet and I'm already looking for wrinkles.

Soxy Deb said...

Ooooooo! Cat fight! Cat fight!

Jenni Jiggety said...

There is room for two lesbimen, I am sure!

Missy said...

Diane Sawyer would love to interview all those involved!

Tony@ That One Paticular Harbor said...

Damn - I was hoping for a good old fashioned cat fight... Too much Lesbian love & Peace. Vagina rings (aka tree rings) brilliant. More vodka and orange soda brother.LMFA

Debbie said...

I read the title and was hoping for photos. Although the comment section is heating up nicely.

Wendyburd1 said...

Hee, I'd like to see it!!LOL!

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