First, it keeps the boy toys from constantly hitting on me, making my husband feel more secure. Yes, I stay fat for my husband. Aren't I nice?
Second, when I am 20 lbs overweight, I can only fit into one pair of jeans and one or two tops. This cuts down on the decision making process when getting dressed. Being overweight is a time saver!
But, despite my excellent reasons for keeping my extra insulation, I am going to get fit, shed the weight and look fab by the end of May.
I didn't step foot in the gym all weekend, nor did I hit the treadmill gathering dust in my basement. I ate pretty much everything in sight. However, today, I have done well. A cheese sandwich on lo-cal bread, yogurt and my good ol' diet standby, Cheerios with 2 packets of Splenda. Yum.
My plan for this week is to lay off the sweets, stick to my exercising, and drink lots of water. I know my mood will sour, my head will start to hurt and no one will want to be around me. I am due to get my period in a week, so by Wednesday, I should be full on PMS-ing. I know, I know... I can't wait, either.
Until next week, my dears, when I should be less bloated and on the road to being nice again. Maybe.
And Tena, thanks for motivating me. If this actually works, I will come over to your house and kiss those uncrusty, beautiful (and skinny) feet of yours.
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Good luck, Deb! I'm off to eat some Peanut Butter M&Ms now.
Good luck, girl. And I like the "staying fat for my hubs" thing. Think I may try that. I am sure he will appreciate it.
LOL This made me laugh! I like your reasons for staying fat :) I have been reasoning with my self for way too long!
You can do it! We can do it!
Don't forget, that extra weight makes you look YOUNGER. It's true. I saw it on the Today Show!
lmao way to take one for the team! :) The things you have to do sometimes to support your fellow bloggers!
Good luck!
Wow!, on a diet and PMS. Your bound to be a bundle of joy soon.
I think with all of us checking in with each other, we can definitely do this.
So Good Luck to you and we'll check on any progress next week!!
LOL!!! Good luck sister!
I'm all for the love handles for my hubs. :) Good luck to you though!
I'd say good luck, but I've seen pictures of you.
Where are you hiding the extra 20 lbs? Behind your ears?
I LOVE your reasons for "Staying Fat!" You are too funny! I hear that being Skinny is highly overrated!
If you are 20 lbs overweight, then I need to lose an Olsen twin. maybe both of them.
I'm proud of you! You'll just have to find other ways to keep your man feeling secure. :)
Yeah dude you are so not overweight!! And I'm with UTI that a little weight makes you look younger. It's so true!! But I like the button so maybe I'll try to. And Tena? She looks all thin too!! What's up with you chicks??
LOL! You crack me up! WE can do it and we will!
Good luck... and think of it, you'll have a good first week since you're all bloated and all! And I love the reasons for staying fat... but we're not getting skinny, we're getting HEALTHY!!!!
That's the reason I was staying fat too, but I'm mad at my husband so I want him to be insecure!
thanks for joining in and being miserable with me- it'll pay off when we're hawt this summer!!!
Ummm, you are SO not fat!!And now I want some yogurt. I am doing the Activia 2 week challenge! really...I also just like the blueberry and cherry flavors!LOL
Excellent reasons for not losing.
If I am a quitter,I'll console myself with them!
You know...I love my layers as well. Just like a warm blanket..so cozy, soft and hard to shed..now back to bed!!
I am doing WW-are you? Down 3.8 lbs now. Only 15 more to go!
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