Thursday, March 12, 2009

Can't We All Just Get Along?

I arose from my slumber this fine morning, opened my laptop while waiting for Moody Teen to finish his 25 minute shower, and saw the following article on my iGoogle homepage. I think I am just going to take a page from VodkaMom's play book and encourage drinking. Lots and lots (and lots) of drinking. Don't worry, I am more than happy to take the lead on this.

Oh, and I am glad everyone enjoyed my interview with Le Bean. I've asked, on your behalf, if he would return on a regular basis. He told me to make him some chocolate milk and contact his agent. 

Anyway, to the business at hand:
 

18 comments:

Eudae-Mamia said...

OK, I'm confused - I'm supposed to ad 41 ounces of chilled alcohol to one package of Jello?

OH! You're supposed to adjust the ratio. There's high-level math involved?!

Can't I just do a keg stand? I'm a journalism major.

Eudae-Mamia said...

Did I mention that they don't teach you how to spell in Journalism School?

"add"

WTF - I'm going back to bed.

Tenakim said...

I'm not even as sharp as EM- I only minored in journalism.

Is there a jello shot bong?

Bee and Rose said...

Thank you for this post. After my day yesterday, I will be consuming about 40 of these in a row.

CaJoh said...

One of my theater friends is nicknamed Jello because she always made the stuff for cast parties. Oh, and don't try using Everclear— for some reason the jello won't gell (probably due to the 190 proof of the booze).

Juls said...

...I'm in for jello shots..but can someone else make them..I'm really bad at following directions, and well--the toxicity of my very generous alcohol inclusion might just play a factor

Sheri and George said...

Love jello shots! My bowling team does these when ever we go to tournaments! That's probably why we never do very well but who cares we have fun!

Kristina P. said...

Em made me laugh.

SO said...

My drinking consists of Coke and Dr. Pepper. That's as hard as I get. Can I still join in?

Soxy Deb said...

What about just a vodka IV? OR hell at this point I would settle for a chocolate milk IV.

jsprik said...

lol, thanks for the laugh!

Jenners said...

Thanks for this.....should I bring them as a snack for my son's next school party? Kids LOVE Jello!

Missy said...

Glad you found your award! I was intending to let you know via comment, but...
I sure could use some shots! I have three children with the flu!

Beadiful Things said...

Just in time for Spring Break! I'll pass this on to my 18 year old stepdaughter. She and about 10 of her "friends" are going to rent a house in Matagorda Bay for a few days. Can you say terrified? I'll just be over here, waiting on that call from the Sheriff...and having a jello shot.

Tabitha in Bliss said...

Do you really want me to have a few jello shots and then come drunk type on your blog? I think NOT! LOL

Lee of MWOB said...

yes chicky - just WAITING for the day when we can do some jello shots together....

Now what about this interview you mentioned??

Young Momma said...

LOL I love it... contact his agent!! lol

Jell-O shots... yum... ooo... Hubs and I had a difficult night when we were about 17 & 18 due to them suckers. LOL

stefanie said...

Only 25 minutes in the shower?

Boys are so speedy compared to girls. Oh, and me.