I am thankful for the crazy, barely functioning mall security gang who NOT ONLY kept me company for the 2 hours I stood in the rain waiting for my car to be unlocked, but also reminded me why my kids must stay in school and get a good job.
I am thankful for the emo punks with the striped hair and bad attitudes that NOT ONLY chain smoked right next to me for the 2 hours I stood in the rain waiting for my car to be unlocked, but also reminded me why my kids must stay in school and get a good job.
I am thankful for the Macy's worker that thought I wanted to buy a car key from her when I was hysterically searching for my keys BEFORE I realized I had locked them in my car. Clearly something was lost in translation.
Finally, I am thankful for Chik-fil-A, whose tasty #1 with a Diet Coke calmed me for the second day in a row.
OH! And I am also thankful for the extremely tardy and way too jovial locksmith that NOT ONLY did quite a number to my paint job while breaking into my car, but also allowed me to rest my weary, soaked, cold, flip-flopped feet in his smelly, smoky, possibly lice-infested tow truck while taking his car-breaker-inner-thing and hacking the side of my car with it.
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Yay for Thankful Thursdays!
Thank God!!! I hereby award you the tiara that goes along with the title of officially insane. We could be twins.
You crack me up!!!!!
Oh sweetie...I feel ya, dawg.
Oh Deb!
You so should have sprung for Chick-fil-a's new festive peppermint milk shake to help calm those nerves a little more.
But I guess that wouldn't have gone too well with the cold rain, huh?
Sorry for the mess!!
Em
Yeah, those peppermint/chocolate chip shakes can make any day sunny again. Sorry 'bout your crummy day.
Awww Deb, that sucks!!! Why do people LIKE Chik-fil-A?? I only see it when I am in Florida and I went ONCE and their sammie only had a pickle on it! No lettuce and NO MAYO!! No MAYO is a cardinal SIN!! Well I don't know what the whole cardinal thing stands for but you get my point!!
{{{HUGS}}} your Thursday sucked. I hope your kids learn a valuable lesson from this, lol.
First-Isn't Chick fil a diet coke the best! If only they served it with Sonic ice?
Second-I've had a few days like that lately and have been reevaluating my position on medicinal marijuana.
Third-Find the post on my blog about the time my step mom and I "locked " ourselves out of our car at work. You'll feel better;)
Hope the evening got better.
Yuck... ugh...
I can smell the inside of the tow-truck's cab right now.
KIDS! Stay in school!
Oh man...I have not done that in YEARS...and until your story I had blocked it out. Gee, thanks Deb. BAHAHAHAHA
Sorry for your cruddy day--you deserve chocolate. LOTS of chocolate.
Yay for Thankful Thursdays!
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