And I am so seriously off-track right now. Enough about me.
So my old buddy, CaJoh, is celebrating his birthday today. And what I love about CaJoh, other than the fact that his nom de plume makes him sound like a cult leader, is the inspired simplicity of his blog.
What does any of this mean? And why should you care? Okay, well, here... let me spell it out:
CaJoh + Meme = Friday's Feast (yay!)
It's a simple one, really. You just have to talk about food (oh darn, right?). So I am going to dig deep within me for any vestigial memeing abilities, and see if I remember how to play.
Here's what I have to say about food:
1. You really can acquire a taste for those God-awful, healthy bran muffins (the hungrier and more desperate you are, the better).
2. If you are interested in obtaining the worst morning breath known to mankind, eat something with pesto for dinner the night before.
3. And now for my all-time favorite, which bears frequent repetition... Oatmeal is a totally acceptable and healthy dinner for your children (and disillusioned but hungry husband).
Happy Birthday, my friend, and Happy Weekend to the rest of you. Oh, and don't get used to all of this sociability... Back to our regularly scheduled programming posthaste!