Okay, all of you women out there... Don't think I haven't noticed you throwing yourselves at my good bud, Jay, Mr. Halftime Lessons, himself. You should be ashamed. Very ashamed. HOWEVER, before you go looking for your dignity and self-respect, please, take this golden opportunity to fawn over the young hunk. Consider it a gift... No need to thank me.
And by the way, today just happens to be his birthday! Happy Birthday to my favorite prom date of all!
This post has been brought to you by the year 1985 and, of course, that Wordful Wonder herself, Angie!