So, speaking of the Apocalypse coupled with an unhealthy dose of stress...
Those four ominous horsemen have been replaced by an elderly couple, driving a red Toyota Camry cross-country, due on my doorstep in about 10 hours. And if you think I am exaggerating their power to incite mass hysteria and plagues of locust, you obviously weren't around when the whole Texas showdown, precipitated by my brother's near-death experience/alcohol intervention, took place.
Take cover, my people. Take cover.
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I began leaving helpful hints about 5 years ago about how much I love massages etc. and hubby was paying attention because I've received some very nice spa gift certificates.... way better than pot'n'pans :)
Sorry to hear mass hysteria is soon upon you.. you need to drink heavily to get through the ordeal...
Wow, well good luck!
May the force be with you.
Run; run like the wind!
(Take your pick).
Oh.My.
Ah ha - now I get it.
It begs repeating - Hubs can write you a prescription, right?
Seriously.
OK. So maybe Teflon body lotion. So the folks' powers and locust will bounce right off you and slide off your skin.
Yes. Teflon body lotion.
omg.. I am laughing my ass off at the four horsemen line... i have missed this blog!!!
Ahhh the 4 Horsemen...good luck Deb!
Oh my, I truly feel extremely guilty receiving such wonderful laughs from your insanity... But Thank you... I really hope you are blessed this week in the mist of all the hysteria.... and yes, OMG when I read the Lyle lovett article who couldnt love that... Thanks...
Your blog about your son becoming a teen is awesome...... Loved it....
It's never ever too late for Lexapro, my love.
And xanax.
And sneak some baileys into your hot chocolate. =)
That should all help somewhat.
Growing up I never understood why my mom would hand me a gin and tonic and a double vodka to place in my grandparents hands as they hit the front door.
Now I do, I am soo sorry! Really, you are not responsible for actions taken during family holiday visits!
I say drug THEM, instead of you!
One word for you: Xanax.
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