tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1434288999744029976.post16640236956762853..comments2023-10-29T08:32:16.664-04:00Comments on Dirty Socks and Pizza: Never Try to Out-Fox A FoxDebhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07896271627723253157noreply@blogger.comBlogger24125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1434288999744029976.post-78798436031973655162008-12-15T12:05:00.000-05:002008-12-15T12:05:00.000-05:00My first grader tried to forge MY signature on one...My first grader tried to forge MY signature on one of her papers that I was supposed to sign. <BR/><BR/>I mean, I know my handwriting sucks and all, but it didn't go over very well. <BR/><BR/>Be thankful your child at least waited until highschool to be a liar. ;)Candicehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05553652923537266660noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1434288999744029976.post-14434525388646766082008-12-15T10:47:00.000-05:002008-12-15T10:47:00.000-05:00OM - this is HILARIOUS!! You poor thin g- but so ...OM - this is HILARIOUS!! You poor thin g- but so funny - at lest you can laugh about it!!tiarastantrumshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03036618235332598079noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1434288999744029976.post-81784913284861581202008-12-14T23:42:00.000-05:002008-12-14T23:42:00.000-05:00Oh girl that is so funny.I fear my children becomi...Oh girl that is so funny.<BR/><BR/>I fear my children becoming teenage middle/high schoolers. I know what hubs and I did in high school because we were doing all those bad things together!Joyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09392706956841158519noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1434288999744029976.post-8169409741961351602008-12-13T13:50:00.000-05:002008-12-13T13:50:00.000-05:00What a riot! It's amazing that kids think their p...What a riot! It's amazing that kids think their parents are so stupid when we can see through their tricks so easy.<BR/><BR/>Oh the things I have to look forward to when little Livers gets older.... I hope she inherits her Mama's goody two-shoes gene ;)Lindsayhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06254892316444101203noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1434288999744029976.post-61479840668050414292008-12-13T07:31:00.000-05:002008-12-13T07:31:00.000-05:00You get a WEEKLY report?! Man my parents just got ...You get a WEEKLY report?! Man my parents just got a quarterly report card, no way to keep track of grades on tests or homework! LOLWendyburd1https://www.blogger.com/profile/01922782163374972681noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1434288999744029976.post-50419773826893717092008-12-12T23:07:00.000-05:002008-12-12T23:07:00.000-05:00I had my mother's signature down to a pat in high ...I had my mother's signature down to a pat in high school! Yes, I was bad at one time in my life.amelia bedeliahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/18330802665397801131noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1434288999744029976.post-51847166432481111472008-12-12T18:34:00.000-05:002008-12-12T18:34:00.000-05:00Ah, number six. I recognize you.Ah, number six. I recognize you.stefaniehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04070263353485891308noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1434288999744029976.post-44617779742644751802008-12-12T18:19:00.000-05:002008-12-12T18:19:00.000-05:00(a) you taught your future forger to always match ...(a) you taught your future forger to always match inks<BR/>(b) you made his school book part of his punishment<BR/>(c) you have more people leaving you comments when you abandon them, than I do after loyally posting over 600 posts.<BR/><BR/>I might not be liking you right now. hurumph!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1434288999744029976.post-80776587672640771582008-12-12T17:06:00.000-05:002008-12-12T17:06:00.000-05:00Oooohhh that is just ... perfect! lol My mom did t...Oooohhh that is just ... perfect! lol My mom did that once. I put my report card away, just for the sake of having somewhere to put it. I came home the next day to a completely bare bedroom. No tv, no computer, no phone, not even my alarm clock - cause it played the radio. Yep. Then I had to earn each item back, one by one. ~sigh~ It took me like two months, lol!<BR/><BR/>She wasn't even that mad about the grades (although they were pretty bad), she was just pissed that I had the nerve to think I could "hide" it from her. Which was so not the point of putting it in that shoe box under my bed! lolYoung Mommahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02130063866026301539noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1434288999744029976.post-75283577331427868602008-12-12T16:39:00.000-05:002008-12-12T16:39:00.000-05:00I tell my kids "If there is a trick to be played, ...I tell my kids "If there is a trick to be played, I have already done it, so don't think for one second you can pull one over on me." <BR/><BR/>The little ones are still dumbfounded at how I know everything, but that doesn't stop them from trying stuff.<BR/><BR/>Pfft. Amateurs.Eternal Sunshinehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03542922572824046852noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1434288999744029976.post-58757354353028992302008-12-12T16:33:00.000-05:002008-12-12T16:33:00.000-05:00I guess that's why my mother never bothered wi...I guess that's why my mother never bothered with grades— I had a C average in High School, but had an A- average in College <I>go figure</I>…Cajohhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17705931109877069830noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1434288999744029976.post-59103737372605723892008-12-12T13:59:00.000-05:002008-12-12T13:59:00.000-05:00Muahahaha!I never got away with this in high schoo...Muahahaha!<BR/><BR/>I never got away with this in high school, but I did succeed one time in college! It involved scissors, surgical precision, and a photocopy machine. If I'd had to rely on my penmanship, I'd have failed for sure (the class <I>and</I> the lying).AnnieRosohttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05770486168666371368noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1434288999744029976.post-44382971752107916672008-12-12T13:26:00.000-05:002008-12-12T13:26:00.000-05:00Gotta love those progress reports. Did no one tel...Gotta love those progress reports. Did no one tell him that MOMS KNOW ALL? It's the digital age--we have spies everywhere. BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA (that was the evil mom laugh).Bramblemoon Farmhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01245480846208089568noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1434288999744029976.post-43307031830805650802008-12-12T13:24:00.000-05:002008-12-12T13:24:00.000-05:00Oh, so funny!! I'm glad you don't live by me. I wo...Oh, so funny!! I'm glad you don't live by me. I wouldn't want to see him in my place of business.Kristina P.https://www.blogger.com/profile/16144488639100871226noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1434288999744029976.post-78461487671345014222008-12-12T12:47:00.000-05:002008-12-12T12:47:00.000-05:00Oh Silly Rabbit, Tricks are really for Mama's... ...Oh Silly Rabbit, Tricks are really for Mama's... Buh-Sted son...Ariahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15625682101666386299noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1434288999744029976.post-32585337250693573372008-12-12T12:37:00.000-05:002008-12-12T12:37:00.000-05:00I feel your frustration, but I was cracking up.I feel your frustration, but I was cracking up.Mariahhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12952616489949080213noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1434288999744029976.post-48734621088945956852008-12-12T12:01:00.000-05:002008-12-12T12:01:00.000-05:00Young Skywalker needs some time with Yoda. Tisk ti...Young Skywalker needs some time with Yoda. Tisk tisk. Let him spend a weekend with Jay. Yeah that's a good idea. LOLTony@ That One Paticular Harborhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08864483781502061523noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1434288999744029976.post-28375862258939624732008-12-12T11:40:00.000-05:002008-12-12T11:40:00.000-05:00Oh my my.Oh my my.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1434288999744029976.post-53214005708875877382008-12-12T11:15:00.000-05:002008-12-12T11:15:00.000-05:00Oh yeah - you rebel fox posing as a substitute tea...Oh yeah - you rebel fox posing as a substitute teacher - brilliant. I myself would have never been brave enough to try that one!<BR/><BR/>Happy Friday.Lee Vandemanhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04971330113441169156noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1434288999744029976.post-21762875210736486002008-12-12T10:54:00.000-05:002008-12-12T10:54:00.000-05:00I hear ya! My almost 14 year old (YIKES) brought ...I hear ya! My almost 14 year old (YIKES) brought me a detention the other day.. I thought, I've only signed 2 infractions, my husband 1,but you need 4 to make a detention... FORGERY!!! My husband is a policeman so we threatened him with calling the authorities and explained (and exaggerated) the seriousness of the situation. I'm not above lame threats that I won't follow through on to scare the shit out of a kid!Tenakimhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08297336965363813911noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1434288999744029976.post-70903853873045958612008-12-12T10:46:00.000-05:002008-12-12T10:46:00.000-05:00Ahh...he needs to call me..tehe!!Ahh...he needs to call me..tehe!!Straight to Your Harthttps://www.blogger.com/profile/18047871213883543535noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1434288999744029976.post-8202520213442388892008-12-12T10:25:00.000-05:002008-12-12T10:25:00.000-05:00This is partially my fault...I should be trying to...This is partially my fault...I should be trying to teach him better.<BR/><BR/>I spent most of high school and college developing my techniques, and now I am pretty good. In fact, to look at my marriage certificate, you would actually believe me to be married.<BR/><BR/><BR/>You gonna call me or WHAT?Jay @halftime lessonshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02535272474888203197noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1434288999744029976.post-61827187776615781612008-12-12T10:20:00.000-05:002008-12-12T10:20:00.000-05:00I love you, Deb. That is so funny, yet I know so d...I love you, Deb. That is so funny, yet I know so darn frustrating!!! You are doing the right thing about the deception. And you really did that in HS? BRILLIANT!!! And i will share it with my kids when they are 26.jill jill bo billhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08559834800523759760noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1434288999744029976.post-39841344689641326522008-12-12T09:47:00.000-05:002008-12-12T09:47:00.000-05:00Between this post and the previous you have renewe...Between this post and the previous you have renewed my determination to survive. I can not thank you enough!<BR/><BR/>In the last 72 hours i have spent significant time at juvenile court and with a special detective for three of my boys. <BR/><BR/>Let's just say I was depleted, and then I moved on to grateful it wasn't for anything worse. Criminal mischief.<BR/><BR/>I have lot's of thoughts and would love to do a post about it, but the grandparents read my blog-ugh!<BR/><BR/>Again, thank you thank you!Harlenehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14025644983028780750noreply@blogger.com